More Facebook Madness

I was looking at Facebook five minutes ago and discovered that there are no less than, like, three people currently at Stanford who are named Missy. Now, I'm sorry, but Missy is kind of a bad name. It's like a courtesy title with a "y" stuck to the end. That's just lazy. What if I did that with a man's title?

Mister-y.

Mistery.

Mystery.

Holy crap that's awesome. Mystery Booe. God that's badass. I'm definitely naming the son I'll never have that.